Announcement for Politician vacancies in Pakistan

On July 19, 2010

We are looking for some leading politician for different Government departments of Pakistan. Following are the details of vacancies:

Responsibility of leading politician in Pakistan

You will be leading the province / district / town / area of Pakistan after successful payment selection. You will have to implement the law on common peoples of Pakistan, however you and your relatives are free from the law.

You will also have to make promises to common peoples during election such as during Ramadan you may promise to decrease the price of grocery items or during Mohrram you may promise to provide full security and etc, although promises are made to break in Pakistan so do not worry at all.

You may also have to travel the abroad, but all travel and living expense will be paid by common men. We have serious issue regarding Power in Pakistan, so you may be responsible to tell a lie regarding resolution of power issue. You will of course required to support and defend the Government, even after disaster.

Eligibility to become leading politician in Pakistan

You must be graduated and if your degree is fake then it will be plus point for you and you will be definitely posted to Baluchistan province as there is no difference between original and fake degree there.

You must be able to speak loud and lie during talk shows, conferences and other events.

You must have relationship with any political party of Pakistan, as currently we are not offering this post to public.

English is not required, but if you can speak English then you will have a chance to hug a British or USA political Lady! Remember it is not allowed in Islam but Pakistan’s Politician is allowed to avoid Islamic laws.

How to apply to become leading politician of Pakistan

Damn! It is quite easy keep your documents under file, wear shalwar kameez with wasket, apply oil, reach to Islamabad’s Pahar Ganj and jump towards Faisal mosque. Not kidding, politician having above responsibility and after passing from above eligibility should be died, Otherwise one day Pakistanis will kill you! Want to trace me? come follow me on twitter as I have quit bloody face-book!