This is summer 2010, a very hot weather right now in Karachi, Pakistan. If someone want to see the height of enthusiasm, so come here in Karachi we are having a competition to get free death. It would be worst but interesting to play. There are three options and you can have to pick only one option. This seems fine! But the fact is that the organizers or managers of this competition will not let you know the option before your death. They randomly select an option for you based on some predefined criteria.

As above introduction you must be thinking the involvement of security agencies in competition. Right? Do not worry, organizers of this competition has already arranged the security fears, that may disturb.

With the help of media, and my own analytic I have discovered the hidden three options to die including hints, which will be assigned to you by organizers when you are in. Just to help you out let me define these options one by one.

First option most favorite of organizers:

Suicide Bomb Attack:

Ok, this is a very famous and favorite option presented by organizers. Hmm! Wait are you American? If yes so do not imagine 9/11 incident under this option, because this option is far more advance then 9/11 attack. Yeah,team behind 9/11 and this option would be same, GOD KNOWS. *-)

Anyways back to suicide bomb attacks, organizers have arranged some peoples to blow themselves and you know what, suicide attackers will have a heaven! WOW!. I wish I would get heaven too. If fortunately you get this option so all you have to do only is to visit mosque on each Friday’s prayer. OR you can avail your death in shopping centers, hospitals, and etc. If you can have home near Pakistan Army offices, so it would best place to die by suicide attacks.

Second option most favorite for personal enemies:

Target Killing:

You got a personal and long term enemy? Do you have relations with political parties specially religious? Are you really feel bad when someone say bad to your cast and family background? If all answers are yes and positive, so you may get the death by target killing option. It would be best if you live around some danger areas (no need to mention). Do not worry if your answer is in NO or negative, you only have to keep walking near targeted areas. That is it, you will bed BANGED!

Remember, In this option first you will be killed and then your related peoples will kill someone from your killer’s side. Plus point in this option is that actual killers will never be caught or questioned by anyone.

Third option most favorite for future:

Poverty Suicide:

Unfortunately, If you have saved yourself from suicide bomb attacks and target killings poverty will surely kill you. Under poverty suicide option you can include you small family such as your small kids, wife and parents too.

In this option you will have to spend money in acquisition of poison pills and you know what you will also some dare. This option has no security issue as there is no restriction or check in the procurement or sell of poison in Pakistan.

Reason behind this option would have many faces such as, economy down, non efficient Government, no sufficient income. However It would be unfair to blame Government for this option because they even do not know what is poverty.

So what are you waiting, being a Muslim I know one day I will have to die and being a Pakistani I am dam sure that I will be died by one the three above options. If you are still alive then follow me on twitter.

Waqar Hussain

a project management professional and blogger who write about project management and entrepreneurship in Pakistan

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